Dark Penguin Joke

So, you didn’t think the Penguin Place Post has friends.  This dark penguin joke comes from an old friend from Brooklyn NY.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica

– where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which

lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life,

as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring

throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the

family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using
their

vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird
to

be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow”

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

Then they kick him in the ice hole.

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